Lunchtime Inhumanity

19 01 2010

One of the more inhuman little things an employer can to do you:  The half-hour lunch.  Not enough time to actually *do* anything, or go have a nice, relaxing lunch and prepare for the afternoon.  No.  It’s enough time to hurry to whatever cafeteria is on-site, grab food, bolt it down like a dog, and hurry back to work.  Conversely, one can bring a sandwich and apple like you’re still in 4th grade, and eat at your desk — forsaking any social interaction.

The half-hour lunch ensures that your employees will remain stressed and hurried for the entire day, and when that half-hour is granted only grudgingly with the expectation that one will *work* while eating their 4th grade lunch at their desk…it’s a surefire mile-marker on the road to burnout.

My current employer grants the half-hour lunch…grudgingly.  There was one point early in my tenure here where even that was taken away.  I was on our help desk, and someone decided that we would all rather go home a half-hour early rather than have a half-hour of lunch…except that we didn’t get to go home a half-hour early.  I believe that there was at least a year where there was no lunch period.  People scrambled to the cafeteria and back with food — food that then needed to be consumed between calls for password changes and stuff.  For that time, I claimed a half-hour of overtime every day that I worked through lunch.

Even now, I usually bring leftovers from home and eat at my desk during lunch.  If I were to try leaving work to get B.K. or something, it would take the full half-hour to get out to the car, get to the B.K. and get food, get back, park, and walk back to my desk.  At that point the food would be cold and I would have no remaining lunchtime in which to actually eat.

And yet…this isn’t the most extreme case I’ve seen.  At my PREVIOUS employer — a car factory — they granted the half-hour lunch.  In this case, line-workers would have to hoof it from the far corners of the building to the cafeteria, stand in line to get food, then hoof it back to the line.  The far corners of the building were in some cases an honest 15 minute walk.

This precipitated the all-too-common sight of a line worker practically sprinting into the lunchroom, *grabbing* a burger and fries, *throwing* their money at the cashier while tearing open the burger with their teeth, and stuffing it in their mouth while they sprinted out.  Inhuman.

I have only had one job with a real, honest-to-gawd, lunch HOUR.  It was a crappy, little clerk job at Purdue University, but I got an hour for lunch and it was awesome.  I could meet my wife at the student union and have a relaxed meal; I could eat leftovers and go for a half-hour walk; I could go run an errand and still eat.  It was heavenly.





Happy 2010 Everyone

7 01 2010

I’m not sure if that’s “two thousand and ten,” or “twenty-ten,” but either way…happy new year.

And just to get it out of my system…”I’m sorry, Dave…I can’t do that.”  I know that it’s from “2001: A Space Odyssey,” but they made a sequel called “2010: Something or Other” and that’s enough of a link for me.

Speaking of…I love the bit in the newer Willy Wonka movie — the Johnny Depp one, not the Gene Wilder one — where they send the chocolate bar through the tv, and they re-enact a bit of “2001″ with the bar as monolith, and ape-men dancing around it all “ook-ook” and stuff.  Good stuff.

This year, I get to buckle down to studies the whole year.  There’s a couple of weeks off in July and that’s it until the end of my program in March 2011.  I’m looking forward to it…I’m wondering what’ll be left of my family by the end of it.  I suspect the kids may eat each other.

That is all.





Flickr

11 12 2009

This is a test post from flickr, a fancy photo sharing thing.





Thankful

27 11 2009

I followed a quasi-challenge over on Facebook this month.  From whenever you received the challenge until Thanksgiving, post something that you are thankful for as your status.  So I did.  Now that Thanksgiving is over, I’ve taken screenshots of the accumulated statii (is that a word?) and posted here.  It’s reverse chronological order, but I’m sure that my reader(s) can figure that out.





I’ll Go Around You!!

10 11 2009

Y’know something I hate?  When someone is stopped to turn left, and the car behind them almost goes around them on the shoulder.  Instead of just going around them and continuing with their day, (and letting ME go around as well) what they do is fade half onto the shoulder, and stop.

I mean…they’d fit if they went around.  Nothing bad would happen, but no, they fade right as if they’re going to go around…brakes on…and stop.  Then we all wait for the left-turner to complete their turn, and we move on.

Now personally, I just drive around.  I don’t even slow down much.  Maybe it’s scary or edgy or whatever, but I’ve been known to blow around a left-turner (given a paved shoulder, or even the dedicated go-around lane) at 60mph.  Heck, I know how wide my car is, and I know I’m not going to hit anything.  I will slow down to 45mph or so for gravel shoulders. ;-)

But what do these almost-go-arounders think?  Is it something like:

“Uh-oh…you’d better complete your turn, or I’ll go around you.  See?  I’m starting to fade over!  I’ll go around you!  I will!  I’ll do it!!  I swear to God I’ll go around you!  DON’T MAKE ME DO IT!  DON’T MAKE ME GO AROUND YOU!! I’M GOING TO GO AROUND YOU I’M NOT KIDDING I’LL DO IT WATCH ME DO IT DON’T MAKE GO AROUND YOU!!  AAAAAA-AAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Then the car turns, and the almost-go-arounder takes their foot off the brake and starts to move again.

Just makes me want to slap them.  Probably doesn’t bother anyone else.  Where’s the Tylenol?





Tag Experiment II — Results

9 11 2009

Wow!  This experiment was an unqualified success!!  On November 8, WordPress recorded a 100% jump in page views for my blog!!

That is…I had one page view of my blog.

And it was a spam comment.

But I’m *saying* that it was a person drawn in by the softcore tags, in the hope of *almost* seeing something maybe-naughty.

Yeah.  That’s the ticket.





Tag Experiment II

6 11 2009

So my first tag experiment was an utter failure — I guess folks don’t want to look for raunchy, sleazy, on-the-fringe stuff.  I’ve had exactly zero hits on this blog since that post.

So for this post, I’m going to use as many “softcore” tags as I can think of, to see if people are looking more to *almost* see something “bad.”





Tag Experiment I – Results

4 11 2009

Well, my tag experiment was an utter failure.  After 24 hours, my last post has received exactly zero looks.  I guess people aren’t looking for outright, utter filthy sleaze.

Maybe I should load the next one with softcore tags — I actually have long thought that Americans are constantly on the hunt to *almost* see something racy — thus all of the bikinis and behind-the-shower-curtain stuff on TV, but as soon as a nipple actually slips (Janet Jackson, I’m talking to YOU) the American populace is outraged.





Tag Experiment I

3 11 2009

My blog (this blog) is not very heavily traveled.  That’s okay…while I’d love for thousands to hang on my every word, I really just have this here for some occasional venting where my family and co-workers aren’t going to see it.

I started this blog in May 2008, I think, and I’ve had 566 total views.  I’ve only had 59 people look at this in 2009 to date. (and it’s November)

My busiest day saw 14 people look at my blog — woo.  I’ve averaged 2 views per day in 2008, and, um, 0 per day in 2009.

So my experiment is this:

I have loaded this entry with every lewd, crude, disgusting, adult tag I can think of, and I want to see how many hits this post gets.  I apologize to my viewer, if they are offended.  If I have a viewer.  The average says I don’t.





Spam Titles II

28 10 2009

Special gift for her – your firmness — WAY better than a tennis bracelet.

Good idea for lazy ones — Get a job?

You’re a klepto, bastard — Wha?  Buh?  Me?

And neither hear the rain nor give it thanks – …and this message WAS trying to sell me Viagra!

This message sucks — YES!!  The first spam message EVER that is COMPLETELY, 100% CORRECT!!

They gave thee love who measured out thy skies — Herman 3:72

“MAKE WILD THINGS IN BEDROOM!” — I made a puma…what’d you make?

Drilling and drilling more, all night long. — Because I’m a dentist, and I’m really tired now.

I dont know if youll be able to do anything with her — But here she is anyway, good luck, call me.

Nosing along at night down some safe vat — Oh, I’m so ashamed.  My nighttime vat-nosing has been uncovered >blush<

Have a concrete thing in pants! — No thanks, already got one. (?)

Become the web-rapist — Oh no…not again!

Your 9 inch worm will amaze her — Yeah — way more than if I showed her my penis!

Do I need to go really? — well, I did drink all that Kool-Ade.

Colleagues! Non-flushing is terrorism! — At least the day after taco-day it is!

Give her your manhood! — a) But it’s attached!  –or– b) I did…it was called “marriage.”