Special gift for her – your firmness — WAY better than a tennis bracelet.
Good idea for lazy ones — Get a job?
You’re a klepto, bastard — Wha? Buh? Me?
And neither hear the rain nor give it thanks — …and this message WAS trying to sell me Viagra!
This message sucks — YES!! The first spam message EVER that is COMPLETELY, 100% CORRECT!!
They gave thee love who measured out thy skies — Herman 3:72
“MAKE WILD THINGS IN BEDROOM!” — I made a puma…what’d you make?
Drilling and drilling more, all night long. — Because I’m a dentist, and I’m really tired now.
I dont know if youll be able to do anything with her — But here she is anyway, good luck, call me.
Nosing along at night down some safe vat — Oh, I’m so ashamed. My nighttime vat-nosing has been uncovered >blush<
Have a concrete thing in pants! — No thanks, already got one. (?)
Become the web-rapist — Oh no…not again!
Your 9 inch worm will amaze her — Yeah — way more than if I showed her my penis!
Do I need to go really? — well, I did drink all that Kool-Ade.
Colleagues! Non-flushing is terrorism! — At least the day after taco-day it is!
Give her your manhood! — a) But it’s attached! –or– b) I did…it was called “marriage.”