Ich bin ein großer Scheißkopf

Sometimes I feel like a really big shithead.  Usually right after I act like one.  Tonight, on my flight home for instance.  I was feeling kinda grouchy, after being away from home for two weeks, and then having another passenger act like the shriveled hag she probably is, and rub me the wrong way in […]

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An Exceptional Man?

I don’t consider myself to be an exceptional man.  Really, I don’t.  I’m a middle-aged, middle-class wage slave and suburban dad.  I feel that if I can do something, anything really, it must not be THAT hard to do, and that anyone could do it. Except…the more I see of other people – my contemporaries […]

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Frou-Frou in Advertising

I rarely watch live television anymore.  Most of what I watch is on one of the streaming services, and I binge-watch the crap outta things.  That being said, I have two weeks while my family is on vacation, and I’ve had the tv on…and I’m totally not used to watching commercials. More to the point…after […]

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Just A Little Bit More

I bought my car almost a year ago, and I’m happy as a clam with it.  Still, it was my second choice, and that’s actually a good thing, because I realize I did something that almost every other American right now does not do. You see, when it became clear that I needed to replace […]

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We Fail at Olympics

Is it me, or is America sucking at playing Olympics this year?  Our Olympians are not winning, and they’re whining about it. So let’s pick at that first point.  Americans are not winning…our skiers aren’t the fastest down the hill, our skaters aren’t skating the fastest, and let’s not even start on the snowboarders.  Well…the […]

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Impeach Everyone

So our government ended their big shutdown this week, and I guess I side with the majority of Americans who feel some combination of relief/disgust/resignation/whatever.  Like I should be ecstatic that our Federal Government quick dicking around with the country’s budget and employees, and decided they could go back to doing the barely adequate job […]

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Tag Experiment I – Results

Well, my tag experiment was an utter failure.  After 24 hours, my last post has received exactly zero looks.  I guess people aren’t looking for outright, utter filthy sleaze. Maybe I should load the next one with softcore tags — I actually have long thought that Americans are constantly on the hunt to *almost* see […]

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